Some Rather Old But Still Funny Anti-UNIX Jokes (One Liners)

2009-12-28 3 min read Linux

<a href="http://blog.amit-agarwal.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/unix-jokes1.jpg"><img src="http://blog.amit-agarwal.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/unix-jokes1.jpg" alt="" align="bottom" />You may have heard a lot of anti-<a class="zem_slink freebase/en/microsoft" title="Microsoft" rel="homepage" href="http://www.microsoft.com">Microsoft jokes before since you can read them everywhere. However, it&#8217;s pretty rare to find anti-UNIX/Linux jokes. So I would like to share with you some pretty old but still funny anti-UNIX one-liners. Enjoy!

  • If <a class="zem_slink freebase/en/unix" title="Unix" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix">Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.

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Nifty Things to Do with GIMP

2009-12-26 1 min read Linux Photo

Nifty Things to Do with GIMP Some of us are probably addicted to capturing moments in pictures. I can understand why. It’s one of those things that help us go back to the good old days, so to speak. It’s also something that creates a ‘time machine’ for us because those pictures show us what things looked like, not just remind us of the feeling but give us the atmosphere all over again.

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query and downgrade selected packages based on version or repository

2009-12-24 1 min read Fedora Linux

If you have worked on rpm based distro then you know how difficult it is to downgrade packages. And unluckily I upgraded some packages to fc12 and was still on FC11. Completely my mistake while doing some R&D. Anyway to downgrade I had to device some mechanism and here it is:

rpm -qa –qf &#8221;%-30{NAME}%-20{RELEASE}\n&#8221; |grep fc12 |awk '{print $1}&#8217;|tr &#8217;\n&#8217; &#8217; &#8217; >downgrade

yum downgrade `cat downgrade`

EncFS – Simple article to use Encrypted filesystem in Linux

2009-12-24 3 min read Linux

A nice article here

EncFS is an easy-to-use, command-line tool for storing information in encrypted form. It’s not really a file-system, but it pretends to be one at the CLI. If you’ve been searching for a means of encrypting and decrypting your sensitive data easily, here it is.
User Level: Intermediate
EncFS is included with the distribution I’m using on the desktop, Ubuntu Dapper, so all I needed to do to install it was a few clicks in Synaptic. Look for the encfs package, and select if for installation. It should pull down all of the dependencies for the system. If you’re not so lucky, and your distro doesn’t include EncFS packages, you can download the latest tarball from a here and build it from the source. See the EncFS site for a dependencies.

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Ubuntu Tips – Boot Faster

2009-12-24 1 min read Linux

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Ubuntu Tips – Boot Faster LinuxLinks: &#8221;With just a few modifications and some experimentation, your Ubuntu box can realise its untapped potential. We have identified 8 tips to help you achieve this. Most of the tips are really easy to implement, and are perfectly safe.&#8221;

URL: <a href="http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2009-10-01-018-35-OS-HL-UB">http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2009-10-01-018-35-OS-HL-UB

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