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Some examples:
&#8221;unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep&#8221;  – my daily unix command list
&#8221;If brute force doesn&#8217;t solve your problems, then you aren&#8217;t using enough.&#8221;
&#8221;Unix is user-friendly. It&#8217;s just very selective about who its friends are.&#8221;
&#8221;1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d&#8221;

The nice thing about Windows – it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first. <div class="zemanta-pixie"><img class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://blog.amit-agarwal.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pixy5.gif" />