Absolutely hilarious

http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/06/13/absolutely-hilarious-computer-quotes

Some examples:
\”unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep\”  – my daily unix command list
\”If brute force doesn\’t solve your problems, then you aren\’t using enough.\”
\”Unix is user-friendly. It\’s just very selective about who its friends are.\”
\”1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d\”

The nice thing about Windows – it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first.